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"I am so sorry about my human, I don’t know what’s gotten I to him, he’s not normally like this. Oh I’m so sorry"
when someone calls you “hun”
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
walk walk fashion baby
that was the greatest shit i ever took
How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children